things an installer might say

things an installer might say: (aka lingo)
- dropping shells
- flip the bits
- my site just pushed
- cutover
- my ftp password is bad
- how many GNRs do you have?
- did your DCO and REV files upload?
- i need a copy of the VID screen
- which octopus cable ports are unassigned?
- i'm just waiting on my COA
- what's your webex session number
- you need to reset the skyedge box
- i don't work for the hotel, i just work for the computer company, she / he can help you with that

curse of the installer:
- never knowing what day of the week it is.
- always having to do laundry every 5 days
- never getting to cook dinner. and wayyyy too many fast food lunches.
- always eating meals alone.
- bags under my eyes NEVER disappear. never enough sleep.
- never getting to see your friends but maybe once every 2 months (or longer)

bonus! installer benefits:
- i can totally trash the rental car cause its not mine. i don't ever have to get it washed.
- never have to clean a toilet or make my own bed
- not paying rent
- i can order a steak dinner and not care about how much it costs
- hopefully one of these days all of my frequent flyer miles will pay off