things i've learned about texas:
1- every road is a farm road
2- its not called a salad bar, its a salad wagon
3- the truck industry is definitely not hurting down here
4- all people eat here are burritos, breaded chicken, and fast food
5- oil and cows, oil and cows
6- cowboy hats and boots are always appropriate, no matter the occasion
7- football is king
8- horses and cows are allowed to roam across busy highways whenever they want
9- everyone's favorite singers are taylor swift and george straight
had dinner yesterday at the fanciest steakhouse in town. it had the charm of "fat boys barbeque" in vero or for those of you in orlando "bubbalous bodacious barbeque".
and now i'm off to the laundromat- i asked someone at the hotel where i could find one and they said oh its right down the road between walmart and the liquor store... i could have guessed as much.
i swear if this hotel doesn't open on time and i have to stay here longer i just might die. i definitely feel like like a big fish in a little pond.